Silly Season Things from another list

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD (and just how bad IS it???):

The economy is so bad - that Bush is now sending his kids to Pakistan for graduate school.

The economy is so bad - that Cheney's undisclosed location is being disclosed as foreclosed by Hamid Karzai.

The economy is so bad - that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad - I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad - that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad - if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad - Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad - McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad - parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad - a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so bad - Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad - Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad - the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad - Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..

And finally:

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $50 Trillion disappear into their friends' pockets!